xhardcorebearx:

I thought it said Swiper, I was about to say Swiper no swiping!!



foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on



you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: clockey)




alltheselittlevoices:

instantrice:

If you’ve never failed, you’ve never tried anything new.

This makes me want to cry. 




(Source: ash-ofpallet)



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Slayer | Angel of Death

Rest in peace, Jeff Hanneman. (1964-2013)

(Source: the-terror-shark)




(Source: rachellweisz)






vagina-thumper:

tell me why this cat is prettier than most people i know.






  • me: time for bed
  • stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
  • brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
  • muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
  • skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
  • ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
  • eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
  • mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
  • body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
  • me: ugh


thararescizor:

what the hell